M&Ms

I wish the Doctor had told me more about how multi-coloured button-shaped chocolates consisting of a candy shell surrounding a filling could affect my sex life.

That lump I discovered in my scrotum turned out to be an M&M.

Cheeky yellow covered nut must have fell into my shorts.

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*drumroll* Irregular musings, social sludge and comment-droppings with faint naughty connotations, inter alia, from a roarer, a rogerer, a gorger and a puker.

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